RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! CHUCK

Howdy folks, it's time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than the greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about winding tales here. Keep it sweet, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to the point, mention your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than you can